Oh did we laugh reading the works by the master that is David Thorpe. He managed to accumulate ten formal complaints against him by his colleague Simon but the reasons will make you hail him as a hero. David says in his blog
‘Apparently after receiving three, you are meant to have some kind of formal meeting between the parties involved but this never happened. According to the rules, if there are five complaints, an external mediator has to be bought in. This didn’t happen either and I was quite disappointed.’
Do not be disappointed by the below- these are golden.
If you want to find Dave’s blog yourself, you’ll find it here